I'm being really lazy and I am definitely gon post Pt 2 in the next couple of days, but my home skillet from Speech Is My Hammer kicked to me his 10 reasons he believes he has sex. After you read definitely go swing by his spot and check him out!
1. Bragging writes. To be able to say that you were able to use your assets/game to get a girl to fuck/suck/whatever and be telling the truth is a good feeling. (One of my niggas has girls on his buddy list that he's about to beat out, and the buddy list category is named "Conquests." Think about it.)
2. Cuz you're bored.
3. For exercise. Burns madd calories.
4. To convince yourself—and others, and her—that you've still got it. That confidence can carry on to other areas of your life, and just have you feeling good in general.
5. To keep shorty on lock. Sometimes, givin' her quality D is all you need to keep her there.
6. To not wonder "what if." Sometimes, when a girl is super, duper fine and you DON'T fuck wit her when you have the green light, you feel weird as fuck after not taking advantage of the opportunity.
7. To have sex with other women. Having sex with one woman and getting a GDR—Good Dick Report—will increase your value and ability to have sex with other women.
8. To avoid blue balls. Shit sucks.
9. Cuz the head wasn't enough. You don't only read the prequel or the first three chapters of a book, right? ... Unless those were the best three chapters of your life, which happens.
10. To have children? lmao
Guest Blogger Tells Us His 10 Reasons To Have Sex
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Monday, December 22, 2008
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Who needs a reason to have sex lol
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