I was watching this show call How I Met Your Mother, and they had this episode on finding 50 reasons people have sex. So I decided to ask my male friends to do the same thing. These are the first ten, and I'll keep posting them throughout the week. DISCLAIMER: I didnt come up with ANY of these responses, but i find them all hilarious. Dont be mad at me if u find something offensive. Just change the channel. Holla!
1. There is stuff that comes out of the penis and it makes men feel good.
No brainer.
2. To do the Dougie: Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyUdZMkWw_M
I didn't get this one, but who really understands half of the logic guys use so I digress.
3. To do the Heisman: Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFw8-5WljI8
I don't know what it is with guys and dancing on women during sex.
4. Dougie/Heisman Combo
Come on! Really ?!?
5. Like Being Rode By A Girl
I guess......
6. They like the sounds a vagina makes (My gay co-worker's favorite)
This one makes me laugh on the inside.
7. Sex Can Be Used As Commerce
True...
8. He likes to be called daddy during, but partner can't be sired from genitalia
Now, these are exact quotes. Just letting yall know.
9. It's easier to ask for head afterwards.
Shaking my head at this point.
10. Blackmail
lol
I got four more posts to go, so I'll try my best to put the rest up
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The Dougie + Heisman combo would be crazy. Men just look at sex as something that can be really fun, while some women look at it more emotionally - so when dancing is already fun, dancing + sex = fun fun.
Sex can def be used as commerce. I don't use it, but it's there.
Anyway, here are 10 reasons of my own. It'd be fly if you posted 'em yourself on here and linked to my blog, lol. I'll def return the favor.
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1. Bragging writes. To be able to say that you were able to use your assets/game to get a girl to fuck/suck/whatever and be telling the truth is a good feeling. (One of my niggas has girls on his buddy list that he's about to beat out, and the buddy list category is named "Conquests." Think about it.)
2. Cuz you're bored.
3. For exercise. Burns madd calories.
4. To convince yourself—and others, and her—that you've still got it. That confidence can carry on to other areas of your life, and just have you feeling good in general.
5. To keep shorty on lock. Sometimes, givin' her quality D is all you need to keep her there.
6. To not wonder "what if." Sometimes, when a girl is super, duper fine and you DON'T fuck wit her when you have the green light, you feel weird as fuck after not taking advantage of the opportunity.
7. To have sex with other women. Having sex with one woman and getting a GDR—Good Dick Report—will increase your value and ability to have sex with other women.
8. To avoid blue balls. Shit sucks.
9. Cuz the head wasn't enough. You don't only read the prequel or the first three chapters of a book, right? ... Unless those were the best three chapters of your life, which happens.
10. To have children? lmao
Love #7! I always thought it was a good way to burn calories, tho.
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