50 Reasons To Have Sex Pt 3

This is the third installment of my quest to find the reason why men have sex. Now this list was created by two men with none of my input, and doesn't neccisarily reflect the views of me, ShardonaySays.Blogspot.com, or any of its affiliates. But I still find it hilarious. Here are PART 1 & PART 2.

21. Luck

22. Religious Reasons

23. Playin' The Odds

24. Because She's Alive

25. She's Pregnant

26. She's On Birth Control

27. She's A Freak

28. It's Sex.

29. Procrastination

30. Money

50 Reasons To Have Sex Pt 2

I asked a group of male friends why they had sex, and this is what they came up with. These are in no way my opinions, but I still find it hilarious. Here's the link to PART 1

11. Someone Bet You Couldn't Do It
12. Revenge on Them or Significant Other
13. Cuz They Heard She Was A Hoe
14. Cuz They Are Drunk
15. Cuz She's Drunk
16. Cuz They Are High
17. Cuz She's High
18. Cuz They Can
19. Cuz She wants To
20. Why Not?

Guest Blogger Tells Us His 10 Reasons To Have Sex

I'm being really lazy and I am definitely gon post Pt 2 in the next couple of days, but my home skillet from Speech Is My Hammer kicked to me his 10 reasons he believes he has sex. After you read definitely go swing by his spot and check him out!

1. Bragging writes. To be able to say that you were able to use your assets/game to get a girl to fuck/suck/whatever and be telling the truth is a good feeling. (One of my niggas has girls on his buddy list that he's about to beat out, and the buddy list category is named "Conquests." Think about it.)
2. Cuz you're bored.
3. For exercise. Burns madd calories.
4. To convince yourself—and others, and her—that you've still got it. That confidence can carry on to other areas of your life, and just have you feeling good in general.
5. To keep shorty on lock. Sometimes, givin' her quality D is all you need to keep her there.
6. To not wonder "what if." Sometimes, when a girl is super, duper fine and you DON'T fuck wit her when you have the green light, you feel weird as fuck after not taking advantage of the opportunity.
7. To have sex with other women. Having sex with one woman and getting a GDR—Good Dick Report—will increase your value and ability to have sex with other women.
8. To avoid blue balls. Shit sucks.
9. Cuz the head wasn't enough. You don't only read the prequel or the first three chapters of a book, right? ... Unless those were the best three chapters of your life, which happens.
10. To have children? lmao

50 Reasons To Have Sex Pt. 1

I was watching this show call How I Met Your Mother, and they had this episode on finding 50 reasons people have sex. So I decided to ask my male friends to do the same thing. These are the first ten, and I'll keep posting them throughout the week. DISCLAIMER: I didnt come up with ANY of these responses, but i find them all hilarious. Dont be mad at me if u find something offensive. Just change the channel. Holla!

1. There is stuff that comes out of the penis and it makes men feel good.

No brainer.

2. To do the Dougie: Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyUdZMkWw_M

I didn't get this one, but who really understands half of the logic guys use so I digress.

3. To do the Heisman: Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFw8-5WljI8

I don't know what it is with guys and dancing on women during sex.

4. Dougie/Heisman Combo

Come on! Really ?!?

5. Like Being Rode By A Girl

I guess......

6. They like the sounds a vagina makes (My gay co-worker's favorite)

This one makes me laugh on the inside.

7. Sex Can Be Used As Commerce

True...

8. He likes to be called daddy during, but partner can't be sired from genitalia

Now, these are exact quotes. Just letting yall know.

9. It's easier to ask for head afterwards.

Shaking my head at this point.

10. Blackmail

lol

I got four more posts to go, so I'll try my best to put the rest up